we hereby decree...

As is our lot, whilst living alongside two elderly toddlers, we have had to devise creative ways of stabilizing any sort of civilized co-habitation in our lovely dwelling. And hence, the wall contracts were established, as both keepers of order, and as a reminder to those weak in the memory department, of their past accordances. Once signed, they are at once permanent and binding...provided the signee has any recollection of writing their name at all.
Not to mention they also provide a bit of comic relief every time one strolls through the kitchen.

The one on the left, as you may observe, is also signed by my mother, proving that, she too, has the willpower to survive comfortably in a 75-degree environment.
Look for more to come, if need be...
~c