Ginger: Uuugh. You've got a snot trail on your cheek!
Caid (happily): Like a snail!
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"...The changing character of the native population, brought about through unremarked pressures on porous borders; the creation of an increasingly unwieldly bureaucracy, whose own survival becomes its overriding goal; the despising of the military and the avoidance of its services by established families...the lip service paid to values long dead; the pretense that we are still what we once were; the increasing concenteration of the populace into richer and poorer by way of a corrupt tax system, and the desparation that inevitably follows; the aggrandizement of executive power at the expense of the legislature; ineffectual legislation promulgated with great show; the moral vocation of the man at the top to maintain order at all costs, while growing blind to the dilemmas of ordinary life..."